Boxers or Briefs? - ''Thats a tough question because I don't like to wear the stuff. We'll leave it at that." OH MY GOODNESS

"Hollywood doesn't need my love"

"Everybody comes to our place." "They're up till 8 in the morning partying, and I'm trying to sleep."

"He said I was a sexy kid."

"I can't watch horror films.  I'm a real wuss."

"Someone across the street from the store thought we were real thieves and called the cops! Pretty soon the cops burst in with their guns drawn."

"My best quality is probably my butt." UMMM... YEA.

"I had to strain to keep my jaw off the floor!"

"I've had my heart broken, and it's not fun. But I'd rather have my heart broken than break someone else's heart."

"Not a chance. It's not the wedding finger. Actually, it's just that this ring won't come off, so I've had it on for three years."

"Man, I don't think you'd let me cut your hair."

"I got a lot of nicks and cuts on my hands. I don't think I'll go near another pair of scissors ever again."

JH: Oh yeah, when I was a little kid, I tried to draw a goatee on my face.
CK: What did you use?
JH: A marker. A Sharpie, it kinda stuck for a while.